A few weeks ago I discovered that my brother-in-law became a born again idiot. He has given his heart to the invisible sky fairy and joined the ranks of those mindless zombies that we call Christians. All well and good. If he wants to believe in fairy tails then that is his own business. I might find it worthy of ridicule, but it is still his right and who am I to stop him. A problem has arisen however, as he seems determined to take my niece and nephew strolling down the yellow brick road as well.